My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
|—||Jodi Picoult, The Storyteller (via splitterherzen)|
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
Can we please talk about this?
HOLY MATTHEW LEWIS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
Holy Matthew Lewis
I love this site..
DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME
|—||Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (via feellng)|
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened