BaileyRaquel

Being single isn’t fun anymore

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends

me: well they turned into a cunt

I hate when you lose your breath when your crying and people ask you what’s wrong and when you try to talk while your panting and sobbing you just sound and look like an idiot.

sodamnrelatable:

vfilthy:

save me baby

when i hear someone next to me say “don’t tell anyone”

sodamnrelatable:

*eavesdrop*

When I walk into class late

sodamnrelatable:

fallingskyandtherain:

No, no, this is horrible. You see, the flag will go to the husband or wife of the deceased soldier as next of kin. This flag is going to the son.

Both of his parents are gone.

I can’t get over the mixture of sadness and bravery on his face…

dulect:

when people say years young instead of years old